December 2009
216 posts
DRUNK FORMSPRING GOOOOOOO
did you
NO, I NEVER EVER EVER DID
whats your favorite television moment of all time
OJ’S BROCNO CHASE BABY TAKIN IT TO THE LIMIT
hows your brain
GET OFF MY BACK
if you were in a russian heavy metal band, what would it be called?
TESTOSTERONY PIZZA
DO IT NOW
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lost another follower
i’m blowin’ it
Don't gimme that, you've been smoochin' wit...
formspring, week 3, issue 77
are you fucking kidding me? i live three doors away from the 7-11 on main and harrison. mother fucker i know that, i want to know the amount of trips you would have to take…. fucking god dammit.
i would walk, obviously. if i was in front of my apartment all i would have to do is drive forward a little bit and get out, then reverse a little bit and get out. i could walk there as fast as i...
What does GLS mean?
form spring, day two, hour two
whats your first name mean
it means “of texas”
if you collected the amount of saliva that you have swallowed since your were born into a vat. Had it magically converted to 87 unleaded gasoline. And used in a 1976 corvette stingray. How many trips to 7-11 from your apartment could you make before running out. You also have to park directly in front of your apartment and correctly...
formspring vol. 2 iss. 2
anything?
ANYTHING. i mean anything. i will answer any question you have, and i will answer it with GUSTO.
do you like your toes
my toes are gone. they just aren’t there, alright!!
would you rather: stab homeless people with broken glass all day… OR kick puppies?
I DON’T HAVE ANY TOES LEAVE ME ALONE
ASK ME MORE!!
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carson daly is a faggot
zizzlezazzle
YEAH, I'M UP AT BROOKLYN, NOW I'M DOWN IN TRIBECA,...
christmas eve tunes
zizzlezazzle:
TLC OK!!!!!!!!!
excuse me, it’s christmas now
ONLY FIVE MORE MINUTES UNTL XMAS !!!!!!!!!...
girl gimme dat FORMSPRING - volume 2
what was the greatest single criminal act of this past decade?
THE DEATH OF JOHN RITTER.
Stop sleeping with fat chicks, its not charity, like you think it is.
i don’t know how to respond to this, or even begin to grasp what it means. stop sleeping with fat chicks? one, i don’t sleep with fat chicks. two, i don’t sleep with chicks. three, i don’t sleep.
how often do...
I lost a follower :-(
sorry for all the degrassi and pokemon and self indulgent questions
o wait no i’m not
SUCK IT WORLD!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. im going to be beyonce for halloween and...
mikachu:
yeah ok i kno its overplayed and it’ll be way old and shit but whatever im gonna get my b-day on shhhupppp
you are the wrong kind of brown sorry
beyonce is hot
(via catthew)
YEP
answers, round five
osteoporosis is a womans trouble. dont worry about it man!!
oh so it is a matter of the ovaries! best to leave that to the gentler sex.
ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
you know this really isn’t funny because jack nicholson raped my sister 15 years ago.
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get it girls
answers, round four
what if you cant have subs
this isn’t possible.
no really shut up
are you dead yet bitch? i’m going to ruin you.
whats your best
you know, i once hit a man with my car. i was on a back road, it was dark, and i heard something hit my side mirror. i glanced at the rearview mirror and saw a figure standing in the road, but i couldn’t stop. it was late and dark. i didn’t...
answers, round three
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO ASK ABOUT SUBS AND/OR IN FORMSPRINGS??? THIS TRULY BAFFLES ME ps this is NOT the same person who asked you what you liked on your subs that person is DUMB
i don’t know, okay? i don’t know. i don’t make the rules, i just enforce them. i get a question, i answer it. you wanna know about my subs? you get to know about my subs. my subs have delicious...
y'all faggots got formsprings after i did
mikachu:
yeah thats right
yeah
thats right
you see the difference is WE’RE POPULAR
p.s. ask me questions
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answers, round two
do you think it’s necessary for baseball pants to be THAT TIGHT?!!!
you know, i really do. the pants serve to squeeze power from the lower body into the upper body like a tube of tooth paste. you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the exhilaration of a tight pair of baseball pants, i can’t stress this enough.
what do you like on your subs!
pickles. bread and...
answers, round one
if something was glowing, could ya tell?
i am blind madame and i resent the question. the next time you make me feel insecure or belittle me because of my disability i’ll be forced to remove you from my dashboard.
shut up
I will shut up the day you die you sick son of a bitch.
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HEY IT'S THE COOL NEW THING
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ASK ME QUESTIONS AND I PROMISE MY ANSWERS WON’T BE LAME
MY LEVEL 44 MUDKIP IS NAMED DAVID.
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why do half the trainers have two pidgeys? who...
sonofgod:
(via itsthe90s)
WHAT VERSION ARE YOU PLAYING
I’M PLAYING SAPPHIRE AND ALL THESE BITCHES HAVE ZIGZAGOONS
I HAVE A MUDKIP
crystal motherfucker, i am currently kicking pidgey asses with my togepi which i have aptly named “EGG”
sonofgod:
zizzlezazzle:
what the hell is a blipster why cant i keep up with the lingo anymore im only twenty im still here im still cool
BLACK HIPSTER
i believe the correct term is BLONKEY
why do half the trainers have two pidgeys? who...
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